Question by MarD.: dog and cat diaries?
The Dog’s Diary 8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 PM – Milk bones! My favorite thing! 1:00 PM – Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 PM – Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 PM – Dinner! My favorite thing! 7:00 PM – Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 PM – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 PM – Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! The Cat’s Diary Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an Attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. B***ards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and Snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously challenged. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the Guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an Elevated Cell, so he is safe. For now.

Best answer:

Answer by this website is pointless
This isn’t a question, but I liked the whole hunting to show them his capabilities and ‘although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear’ and ‘I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.’

your story makes my job a lot easier.

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Question by Beth: Dog and Cat Joke……?
DOG DIARY

8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 PM – Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 PM – Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 PM – Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 PM – Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 PM – Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 PM – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 PM – Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with

Bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh

Meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry

Nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly

Clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their

Feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since

It clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely

Made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am.

Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I

Was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.

However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard

That my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must

Learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of

My tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must

Try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and

Snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly

Released – and seems to be more than willing to return. He is

Obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating

With the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every

Move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an

Elevated cell, so he is safe.

For now…

The Cat!
The cat is the best part…..
Yes I got this as a forward. It totally cracked me up and I wanted to share it with everybody. Too cute…..

Best answer:

Answer by amanda_cadet_angel
ha ha ha

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Question by zosweetcandyoz: Am I allergic to my dog?
I have a Cane Corso puppy (girl), and she is totally fine and stuff. The only thing is that after she licks me, I get red spots on my face in random places. They are really blotchy and spread out everywhere. This has also once happened with my friend’s dogs, whom had licked me on my face. Is this an allergy or is it just my skin being very weak and stuff? Help!

BTW, random note: Did I use “whom” in the right way?

Best answer:

Answer by sportschic244
Try some medicine, go to the doctor, see whats going on. Maybe try face creme. Or cleansing stuff. Maybe just not let your pup lick you!

Whom? I dont know! Haha sorry…

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